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  • Real Name: Jeff Tompkins
  • Location: Charleston, S.C.
  • Member Since: June 20th, 2010 02:25 pm
  • Last Seen: July 27th, 2015 11:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: "The world itself is a satire..."
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About JeffTompkins

There are rumors that I was raised by turtles but they are totally false. I was raised by just one turtle. Turns out that turtles have decent parenting skills because now I'm a freelance writer and my work has been published on the Reuters news wire, in the Chicago Sun-Times and Charleston's Free Time. I really just do it because I love to write. It has nothing to do with the fact that I have made over $160 million doing it.


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