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  • Real Name: Jeff Sloan
  • Location: Denver
  • Member Since: February 7th, 2012 03:48 pm
  • Last Seen: August 22nd, 2015 08:13 pm
  • Personal tag line: No, seriously. My dog called 'Shotgun' - get in the back seat.
  • Message board posts: 78

About JeffSloan

Hello everyone, welcome to the internet!

Please message my agent ( for instructions on how to send winning lotto tickets, Otis Spunkmeyer Muffins, and single women to my direct address.

I will also autograph your baby for a small fee.

Please follow my twitter machine @iamjeffsloan



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