Jedijax

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  • Real Name: Xavier
  • Location: Mexico
  • Member Since: April 19th, 2011
  • Last Seen: October 28th, 2014 10:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: What's a tag line?
  • Message board posts: 0

About Jedijax

I'm god's gift to women. Granted, a cheap gift, but what did you expect from THAT guy?

I'm a risky business kind of man, playing it big, losing it all, but always having the time of my life.

I like my drinks with little gay-ish umbrellas, my women with strange pet-peeves and cute smiles, and my videogames with larger-than-life-plots. (I mean, that Mario dude has some serious philosophical shit going on!)

I have something of an affair with life; sometimes we fight like dog and cat, and sometimes we have crazy, passionate sex all over the world.

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