JediJunkie

Oregon

Real Name:

Jessica Ann Balmer

Member Since:

June 13, 2011

About Me

Although I outdate the Internet by 13 years, I am the firstborn human child of Darren and Angela. Growing up, the Internet was always like an older sibling to me, stealing the love and attention of my parents away from me, and forcing me to share a room with my little brother. The Internet was my home for much of my childhood and I have worked for a few of it's sites on and off since I was 20 years old. I've writen almost every kind of random article at some point or another. Recently I have been doing more work editing, In April 11th of 2011, By some huge coincidence, was the first time Cracked.com chose to run one of my articles.

When I'm not writing for Cracked I spend most of my time writing short stories, Studying Clinical Psychology at Oregon State University, Raising my 2 children, rhyming, rapping, and singing songs on a very wide range of topics. Humor, Satire, Politics, Spirituality, Dinosaurs, Psalms, The Torah, Star Wars, Hippies, Peace, Love, Life, Poop, etc ...

If you are interested in checking out my work, you can read some of it at www.DSMIVSarcasm.tumblr.com Or you could try and find me at www.twitter.com/DSMSarcasm, and ask me to tag you in a post. Anyways, thanks for subscribing to Cracked, it is really you who is putting me through college.

I also run my own non-profit organization
www.selfinjuryawarnessorganization.org