I live in the UK. I "work" for the National Health Service. I enjoy comedic online diversions. That sentence there explains why I visit Cracked.com. It also gives you some insight as to why you may find my posts on the PWOT forums. I believe in the efficient use of sentences. I'm a fan of sentences that use one or two lines to explain more than one thing. I like to think that, in time, you will learn to like them too.
In case you're one of those kerrazy Americans or inoffensive Canadians who doesn't know what my avatar is (and judging by the tag line suggestions, this seems likely), it's a Liver bird.
Pronounced "Ly-ver". It's the symbol of the wonderful city of Liverpool, and in this case also representative of my undying love for Liverpool football club.
I'd like to take this remaning space to give a shout out to my boy Todd. You're the man bro.
I don't know anybody named Todd.
I miss George Carlin.
P.S. re: Tag lines:
I decided when I signed up here that my tag lines would be provided by other members. I'm aiming for about one a month or so. If my tag line says "Taking suggestions for new tag line, will use the first one I receive", then message me a new tag line and I'll use it if you're the first in.
Tag lines used so far:
"The chicken god HATES clovers." - Courtesy of Zuul
"Rooster butts drive me nuts!". - Courtesy of JMCfarl3
"Papashah's Monkey of Love." - Courtesy of, well guess...
"I dunno but "Not fucking dying" rates really high on my personal Mazlow's hierarchy" - Courtesy of Byzie
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