James2477

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  • Real Name: James2477
  • Location: A lil town called Foot Up in Yo' Azz
  • Member Since: November 21st, 2009
  • Last Seen: April 26th, 2010 4:04 pm
  • Personal tag line: Everyone's dying, bitch. Now let's get you some fruit.
  • Message board posts: 0

About James2477

Age: Indeterminate. ACT like I'm like 6. Spent too dang long in the military, saluting, derilicting duty, pooping in officers sword scabbards (oh yeah, don't trip; officers have official SWORDS they're issued. Imagine a 22 year old blond waif know-it-all with a %$#@ ceremonial sword propped up by her capris while she listens to her Oasis playlist...). Long time reader, 1st time signer-upper. Cracked is the milk that makes my soul's Rice Crispies snap crackle and pop.

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