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  • Real Name: Jake Marley
  • Location: Pennsylvania
  • Member Since: October 6th, 2010 10:00 pm
  • Last Seen: May 15th, 2013 09:18 am
  • Personal tag line: I am too creative to come up with a personal tag line
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About JakeMarley

Hi I'm Jake. I am the reincarnation of Gandhi, you may find me selling babies out of my trunk in North Philly, or snorting cocaine and gun powder. All in all I think you'll find that I'm pretty easy going guy, I enjoy chainsaws and long walks on the beach.


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