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  • Real Name: Jake Barnes
  • Location: Tartarus, Hades
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2010 08:27 pm
  • Last Seen: November 23rd, 2010 12:33 am
  • Personal tag line: Dayum, BEASTMASTER, you laying down some track or what?
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About JakeGeneBarnes

Conceived in the bowels of Hades itself, I am the wretched spawn of Kim Il Sung and Satan (and no, I am not Kim Jong Il... I am his lesser known, non-dictator brother).

Shortly after Kim Il Sung gave birth to me (don't ask for details, please) I was promptly abandoned in the center of a Gypsy camp.

I spent my formative years in this camp, wearing purple, having outlandish weddings, and learning the secrets of becoming a "Wanderlust King."

Skip ahead a few years and...


...I am writing this bio.

BTW, feel free to check out my Facebook account!



...also... ahem... there's my Huppages account:



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