JacksonJive

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  • Real Name: Jackson Jive
  • Location: Metdrapedes
  • Member Since: July 14th, 2011
  • Last Seen: September 18th, 2014 7:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: Purveyor of Dick Jones
  • Message board posts: 272

About JacksonJive

I carry a lot shit around like an imaginary cliche - I mean, cross.

I've become better at dealing with these things but what I'm learning is that as I get older these problems manifest themselves in new ways.

Today its a cross. Yesterday it was a sofa. Before then it was a piano (upright not grand). Tomorrow it might be a sack of baseball bats.

I'm working on getting them all whittled down to just a chopstick.
Only one chopstick. Because I spear my sushi.

Also, I dont like Donnie Darko - "Cellar door" my ass.

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