Jackabug

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  • Real Name: Jack
  • Location: Standing behind you
  • Member Since: January 23rd, 2010
  • Last Seen: June 7th, 2010 3:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am too damned busy making ...er looking at internet porn to put anything here.
  • Message board posts: 42

About Jackabug

I'm engaged to Cracked user Teland. Yes, she is a real chick with real boobies. She's covered in 'em.

When I'm not ogling Teland or thinking about Batman, I'm trying not to perv on anyone with the last name Obama.

I think Doctor Mister Cody is pretty damn funny. I don't think he's a real doctor though...

I want to be Seanbaby when I grow up.

This http://www.spoil-sports.com/Aquaman.htm is one of the funniest Flash-animated videos I've ever seen. (No, I am not that guy. My voice doesn't go that high.)

I have a Topic page now! IT IS NOT DONE. Please don't PM me telling me it looks incomplete; it IS incomplete. If you have suggestions, I'm happy to take them, though I may have already planned to include yours, and even lined up source citations. ...I spent too long in academia.

Oi! Who gave me karma? Did you ever consider that might offend my Buddhist sensibilities?

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