JackPearl

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  • Real Name: Jonathan D Pearl
  • Location: Somewhere in Texas
  • Member Since: October 13th, 2011 05:44 pm
  • Last Seen: September 7th, 2016 12:44 pm
  • Personal tag line: Thus always unto juggelos!
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About JackPearl

Recent college grad making a start in DC. Wrote a couple of Cracked articles and pitched a lot more before life got in the way. My current goal in life is to invent time travel so I can prevent either of the current presidential nominees from being born.

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