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  • Real Name: Alex F.
  • Location: Austin, Tejas
  • Member Since: July 2nd, 2009 09:05 pm
  • Last Seen: February 9th, 2014 09:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: Omaha!
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About JackBurden

I was born in Denver, Colorado. At the age of 5, I ran away from home, stole a horse, and rode to Texas, where I have lived ever since. Sometimes I stand on a stage and tell jokes to drunk people.


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