JackAleisterHanek
- Real Name: JackAleisterHanek
- Location: The Second Circle
- Member Since: March 23rd, 2011
- Last Seen: November 24th, 2011 9:27 am
- Personal tag line: The Proud In-Utero Masturbator
- Message board posts: 0
About JackAleisterHanek
The only time I was found strangling the grand bishop was during my ultrasound. Sources say I was also lip synching the words to Touch Me by The Doors. As soon as I popped out my parents had no choice but to name me Jack. Not much can be done when the cosmos decides your name for you.
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