Not sure what's you want to know, but I guess I can just throw out random facts until an article leads me to write a rant, which I'll post here instead. (Though don't hold your breathe, my neuroticism isn't as bad as it used to be.)

I have a snake and a three-legged cat, I haven't picked what kiss ass career I'm going to get into so I'm waiting for The Ten Most Awesome Careers List, I have the matabolism of a hummingbird, I can't sing or dance or act in porn movies or draw to save my life but I can write (Everybody needs at least one art), I'm pro-straight and pro-gay (I should specify by saying "I don't give a damn who you want to have sex with unless it directly involves me somehow."), and because I like to be all-inclusive: I'm also pro-bisexual/pro-transsexual/pro-asexual/pro-pansexual/pro-confused-hermaphadite. I'm also a physics major (like anyone cares. *sigh*), and a big supporter of the Large Hydron Collider. The thing is an discovery wonder and I would sell my soul for an instruction manual and a week with the thing. (Not to mention the idea of the Higgs-boson particle being proved in my lifetime blows my fucking mind.) I'm also part of the coke-and-pepsi-tastes-the-same camp. And Team menage a trois when it comes to Twilight (Because sometimes everybody needs to stop whining, pull their heads out of their asses and screw.)

And that's all I can think of for now (Unless that you care that I have my Pokemon cards sorted by type and then alphabetically or that I will do absolutely anybody with a Koenigsegg as long as it's done in it), so I guess you'll see me on the comments page occasionally. I don't usually come back a second time, though, so don't expect replies to your replies often. So, that's all.

(If this gives you flashbacks of teal deers, I don't blame you a bit. In fact, if you read the whole thing, I hope you're one of my friends...)

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