Oh, well, I'm not that interesting. Nothing out of the ordinary – a stint in the French Foreign Legion and honorary membership in the Dubai Chapter of the Freemasons, and really nothing to show for it. I’m content being a freelance nuclear energy consultant for Pyongyang and part-time curator for the Tate in London. It’s a cut-throat existence, and it’s all I can really do to get by. I find joy in the offensive language of Cracked and elevator music. That’s it, pretty much. You should check out other people’s profiles, I’m sure it’ll be a better read than my humble life as a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient.
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