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  • Real Name: J.Alfred
  • Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
  • Member Since: March 8th, 2010 12:45 pm
  • Last Seen: March 11th, 2015 01:58 am
  • Personal tag line: "Gardener" is the new "Ninja" - get ahead of the curve.
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About J.Alfred

I studied philosophy, then got married, got a job, and bought a house. I'm still cool, though. The only difference is that I am only cool until 10 PM on weeknights. I do love to garden.



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