J-pappi

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  • Real Name: J-pappi
  • Location: Wherever the white wimmins be at.
  • Member Since: May 28th, 2008
  • Last Seen: October 4th, 2010 3:46 am
  • Personal tag line: If there's someone willing to get tagged, I'll be in line.
  • Message board posts: 0

About J-pappi

I like long, moonlit walks on the beach, my toy chihuhua "Fluffy" (just like Paris'!), Miley Cyrus alblums and beating Mormons to death with a claw hammer. And pop tarts. Strawberry pop tarts. And cocaine and titties. They're good separately, but great together. And Underoos. Boba Fett Underoos. Did I mention titties? And cocaine?

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