I like long, moonlit walks on the beach, my toy chihuhua "Fluffy" (just like Paris'!), Miley Cyrus alblums and beating Mormons to death with a claw hammer. And pop tarts. Strawberry pop tarts. And cocaine and titties. They're good separately, but great together. And Underoos. Boba Fett Underoos. Did I mention titties? And cocaine?

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