I'm a schizophrenic and a Satanist currently attending law school to become a defense attorney. My sense of humor is all-encompassing, the only things failing to amuse me being slapstick humor. Really. I can't stand it! Though I would like to consider myself a productive member of society, always working hard to improve the workforce (etc, etc.) anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm the best you'll ever find at procrastinating and forming brilliant explanations for my downright laziness. I only write or read about things that particularly interest or concern me and find myself struggling not to become a raging bitch in the comment section. My biggest fears? Snakes, becoming old, and ending the relentless chain of one-night-stands I've kept going for the past three years.

Hurrah! Now everyone who bothers to visit my profile page has a fancy block of text to ignore!

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