Itzimna

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  • Real Name: Eric Alejandro
  • Location: Undisclosed Location
  • Member Since: January 20th, 2012
  • Last Seen: September 6th, 2014 7:10 pm
  • Personal tag line: Join the Resistance!
  • Message board posts: 0

About Itzimna

The truth is out there! Do not be fooled! The Greys have hologram projectors everywhere. They use bottles to contaminate our bodies. They wish to enslave us by removing intellectual stimulation via reality television programming. The subliminal messages in these shows enable for them to more easily control us. Marijuana, Salvia Divinorum, and Psilocybin mushrooms are the ways to salvation. They cause disruptions with the Reality Inhibiting Field Transmitter's signal. Try it for yourself and see what I mean.

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