Isilme Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Isilme
  • Location: Sweden
  • Member Since: June 22nd, 2011 03:23 pm
  • Last Seen: September 9th, 2016 01:18 pm
  • Personal tag line: Yup, whatever he/she said
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About Isilme

21 years old, Tolkien lover, uses way to much red hair dye and seriously considering changing to a pic that isn't several years old and, ugh, blond. It's so stereotypically Swedish, don't you think? All that blondness and tallness. Cliché, am I right? All that's missing is a cut up Abba T-shirt and some disgusting fermented fish and I'll be right on the money. The sweet, disgusting, fermenting money.... Don't let anyone fool you, the sour cream, rye bread and onions do NOT help! Yuck!

Anyway, hi!


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