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  • Real Name: Daniel Slade
  • Location: Colorado
  • Member Since: January 1st, 2011 08:51 pm
  • Last Seen: November 2nd, 2012 07:56 pm
  • Personal tag line: My best is the worst, and for that, I am cursed. But at worst, I am best, and for that: I am blessed.
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About Ijuycra

On Government: Well, imagine you're stuck in a bent over position, and you've got one "member" on your Left side and one "member" on your Right side. Now each of them promises that they'll try and be more gentle than the last guy, but you realize after a while that you're still Fucked.


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