As a Workshop Moderator for Cracked, Micah would be glad to help you get your article on the site, for free or apple pie, whichever comes first. He has spent time beekeeping, traveling, catering, working with special needs children, writing and editing. When not working, he dreams of being a train engineer, because of course he does.

Usually, Micah does whatever the heck he feels like doing. This often doesn't work out as planned, but he makes the best of it and ends up with plenty of exciting stories.

If you want Micah to write or edit for you, have him explain something obscure in too much detail, or tell him to be funnier when he writes, he can be reached at micahduke22@gmail.com.