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  • Real Name: Micah Duke
  • Location: Minneapolis, MN
  • Member Since: July 6th, 2012
  • Last Seen: August 12th, 2014 11:15 am
  • Personal tag line: This is the story of a man named "Stanley."
  • Message board posts: 2,904

About HumpbackWhale

When he isn't hanging around here, Micah is the Listmaster General, Punctuation Boss, and Editor in Chief for He is also a Workshop Moderator ("help you get published on Cracked"-guy) for Cracked.

Micah has spent time beekeeping and living with cultists and conspiracy theorists. He hasn't decided which one was more painful, but he must not have had enough punishment yet: he's finishing a degree so he can teach English to bratty teenagers.

If you want Micah to work for you (he's big and strong and can lift really heavy things!), have him explain something obscure in too much detail, or tell him to be funnier when he writes, he can be reached at micah [at] listverse [dot] com.



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