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  • Real Name: Micah Emmel-Duke
  • Location: Minneapolis, MN
  • Member Since: July 6th, 2012 11:19 pm
  • Last Seen: October 28th, 2016 06:15 am
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About HumpbackWhale

MIcah is a writer and editor who still cares about grammatical minutiae because he doesn't want to live in a lawless world. Do you?

Micah has also spent time beekeeping and living with cultists and conspiracy theorists, but he still hasn't decided which experience was more painful.



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