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  • Real Name: Micah Emmel-Duke
  • Location: Minneapolis, MN
  • Member Since: July 6th, 2012 11:19 pm
  • Last Seen: October 24th, 2016 07:33 pm
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About HumpbackWhale

I am a writer and editor who believes that the difference between an en dash and an em dash still matters in the modern day. I don't want to live in a lawless world. Do you?

I have also spent time beekeeping and living with cultists and conspiracy theorists, but I still haven't decided which experience was more painful.



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