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  • Real Name: Hovis
  • Location: Northern California
  • Member Since: August 4th, 2011 02:04 pm
  • Last Seen: September 1st, 2012 09:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: Offering free advice to terrorist jerkweeds
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About Hovis

I'm on a dolphin, doin' flips n' shit.


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