HouseholdSpider

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  • Real Name: HouseholdSpider
  • Location: Your closet
  • Member Since: June 25th, 2012
  • Last Seen: April 19th, 2014 4:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm just sitting here, slowly digesting those irritating fruit flies for you!
  • Message board posts: 0
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About HouseholdSpider

I'm Tegenaria gigantea/domestica, or HouseholdSpider for short. My hobbies include eating beetles, earwigs and cockroaches; sitting in the upper corner of your shower; spinning webs across hallways and surfing the internet when you are not home.

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