Horton The Elephant

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  • Real Name: Horton The Elephant
  • Location: Cleveland, OH
  • Member Since: September 16th, 2003
  • Last Seen: June 16th, 2014 12:57 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 776

About Horton The Elephant

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!


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