Yes I am a bad person. I made a woman cry for no good reason. She was just doing her job.
It was awesome. There was snot and everything.
I picked the name while drunk and that's more sensible than four years later when dozens of Republicans with rape on the brain couldn't get themselves to shutup. Besides I only rape broadly structured vague concepts of your future decided on by people who choose keywords with less meaning than William Burroughs. There's probably a dart board involved. Or a hat. I rape cosmic hats.
