Holy the Goalie

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  • Real Name: Holy the Goalie
  • Location: 5 feet past the end of the Universe
  • Member Since: May 5th, 2008 03:05 pm
  • Last Seen: September 26th, 2016 07:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: Don't fuck with the bird.
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About Holy the Goalie

I have learned, through immense personal sacrifice, that monkey bites freaking hurt.


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