Holy the Goalie

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  • Real Name: Holy the Goalie
  • Location: 5 feet past the end of the Universe
  • Member Since: May 5th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 14th, 2012 8:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: Don't fuck with the bird.
  • Message board posts: 804

About Holy the Goalie

I have learned, through immense personal sacrifice, that monkey bites freaking hurt.

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