Hessierlord

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  • Real Name: Hessierlord
  • Location: Pacific Northwest
  • Member Since: December 1st, 2010
  • Last Seen: May 23rd, 2012 7:13 am
  • Personal tag line: Hooray for me.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Hessierlord

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

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