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  • Real Name: Dan Fritschie
  • Location: Tulsa, OK
  • Member Since: April 30th, 2008 06:51 am
  • Last Seen: July 17th, 2009 04:18 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm stuffed with pastry and drunk with power.
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About HelperMonkey

"I've always been more comfortable sinking while clutching a good theory than swimming with an ugly fact." - David Mamet


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