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  • Real Name: Hei
  • Location: I'm like Carmen Sandiego. You'll have to stalk me to find out.
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2007 10:42 am
  • Last Seen: February 25th, 2016 09:39 am
  • Personal tag line: Could God microwave a hot pocket so lava hot that he himself could not eat it?
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About Hei

Typical anime and video game obsessed loser looking for another website to kill some time on. Hey, it beats working.


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