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  • Real Name: HedgeIII
  • Location: Holmdel, NJ
  • Member Since: September 12th, 2013 02:34 pm
  • Last Seen: November 10th, 2016 11:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Making meaningful, unnecessary distinctions for your entertainment.
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About HedgeIII

Things I considered for my tagline:

Quote - Pimp
"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."
Comedic - Sexual
The best comedy is the opposite of good sex: the dryer, the better.
Honest - Angry
Most people are really, really terrible at their jobs. This bothers me because I really could do most people's jobs better than they can, but I can't even get a callback for a minimum wage position at a big box store.
Honest - Angry - Pithier
People blow at their jobs. Except for cracked staff.
Insightful - Nerdy - Mildly Embarassing - Example of my skillset
I have a Magic: The Gathering collection of at least 100,000 cards... alphabetized.


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