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  • Real Name: HarpoSpeaks
  • Location: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
  • Member Since: September 7th, 2012 11:39 pm
  • Last Seen: November 9th, 2015 10:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: Disappointing People Since 1972
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About HarpoSpeaks

I was born in a small town.
And I live in a small town.
Probably die in a small town.
Oh, that's prob'ly where they'll bury me.


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