Hardcastle McCormick

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  • Real Name: Hardcastle McCormick
  • Location: The Isle of Nunya
  • Member Since: September 4th, 2007
  • Last Seen: July 6th, 2008 6:43 pm
  • Personal tag line: Master of missing the mark.....Alliteration.
  • Message board posts: 206

About Hardcastle McCormick

I'd like to talk to you about an issue that's very close to my heart: giant man-like pigs roaming the sewer systems of most of America's major cities..........

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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