Hamper

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  • Real Name: Bill Cullen
  • Location: Where I have always been. Just beyond your grasp.
  • Member Since: April 28th, 2008 07:17 am
  • Last Seen: March 24th, 2014 03:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm really difficult to kill.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Hamper

That which is inert I shall animate and the reverse. That which is high I shall bring low and the reverse. I am the word in the prophet and the law in the priest. I am the prayer for intercession and the intercession itself. I shall kill and I shall make to live and none shall deliver out of my hand. The Tsarina is a hellcat in bed.

I also like Hannah Montana, chocolate chip cookies and blue eyed kittens.

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