HaikuFist

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  • Real Name: HaikuFist
  • Location: Upper Midwest, USA
  • Member Since: August 26th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 3:12 am
  • Personal tag line: Ps.144:1
  • Message board posts: 1

About HaikuFist

I enjoy Martial Arts, composing insulting Haiku, Iron Maiden, the late Ronnie James Dio, traveling, hiking, and canoeing. My heroes include Teddy Roosevelt and Captain James T. Kirk. I also like cheese, beer, coffee, smoked fish pies, wine, museums, libraries, and good Mexican food. My wife and son and I are huge fans of New Zealand. My son is studying for his Doctorate in Advanced Evil Studies and hopes to become a Super Villain. When she's not correcting me, my wife enjoys quiet evenings alone holding her head in her hands while softly weeping.

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