HMS_Ford Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Chad Chadwick
  • Location: Standing right behind you. Honestly.
  • Member Since: September 14th, 2009 05:30 pm
  • Last Seen: November 24th, 2015 09:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: I used to be schizo, but we're doing fine now.
  • Message board posts: 2,327

About HMS_Ford

Longtime member of the New Mongol Horde, Flying Artillery Battalion.
Horde motto: "You really ought to fear us."

I've published an e-book at for Kindle users. It's the history of the Confederate gunboat Curlew and her captains' lack of pants.


No articles found.


No columns found.


No videos found.

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!