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  • Real Name: HMS Ford
  • Location: Standing right behind you. Honestly.
  • Member Since: September 14th, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 15th, 2014 12:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Currently located in a time that future historians will call "The Past."
  • Message board posts: 1,717

About HMS_Ford

Longtime member of the New Mongol Horde, Flying Artillery Battalion.
Horde motto: "You really ought to fear us."

I've published an e-book at for Kindle users. It's the history of the Confederate gunboat Curlew and her captains' lack of pants.


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