I'm a second language speaker, and therefore, I cannot thank the editors of Cracked enough for meticulously weeding out all my yodaisms.
BTW, that pic I use as my avatar was made with Apophysis. I'm addicted to it. No, don't google for that unless you want them to get you, too.
My artsy stuff can be found here:
I just started blogging too, though there's not much in there yet:
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