I have a vast knowledge of firearms and work as an administrator for the website www.IMFDb.org, a site that documents the use of firearms in movies. After dealing with clinical depression and hospitalization, I've developed a new (cynical) outlook on life, and enjoy giving the gift of laughter to all who need it as I once did. Except Osama Bin Laden. Fuck him and the white horse he sodomized and calls his wife. I'm young but smart enough to function in society (so unfortunately I wouldn't make a good politician) but I think being a Cracked.com article writer is far better than that any day.

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