GummiMuffins

The Couch of Lazing

Real Name:

Bonnie

Member Since:

December 14, 2012

About Me

My presence on the Internet consists mainly of me popping in to say something sarcastic and stupid in an effort to make strangers laugh and to brighten some faces. Maybe one day someone will give a chortle instead of a curt remark drawing attention to my general worthlessness as a human being.

I have many talents that I choose to neglect, such as a knack for writing, drawing, brushing my teeth, and many other abilities that would make anyone else feel fortunate and fulfilled in life. I choose to focus more on my knack for digesting delicious sugar cubes.

I also play World of Warcraft avidly. Too avidly. Or perhaps you don't play avidly enough. You should hop onto Cairne and join me—I get a free pizza with every fresh soul I acquire for Blizzard.

You see? Sarcastic and stupid.

I sometimes fantasize about writing for Cracked or places similar, but then I remind myself of how loathsome and boring I am. Then there's also that ringing confidence of mine that would just leave everyone drenched in envy. Yes. Libidinal envy.