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  • Real Name: E.G. Norton
  • Location: Traverse City, MI
  • Member Since: November 1st, 2011 05:09 am
  • Last Seen: September 4th, 2013 07:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: Last One To Stab The Body's A Loser!
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About GregoryForth

If you’re reading this profile, you must be really bored. Still, I’m flattered.

Writing’s what I do in my free time, along with playing trumpet, reading, cooking, and Tae Kwon Do. Pretty much all I have is free time right now, however, as I’m waiting for my application to the United States Coast Guard to come through. I hope it does soon. I’d really like to get started on all those adventures I was promised when I graduated college.

I enjoy classic literature, anything of the carnivorous persuasion, beautiful things, handsome men, old books, and worthy adversaries.


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