Gosuamakenatek

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  • Real Name: Magnus Ballspunch
  • Location: The Shoggoth Pit
  • Member Since: September 17th, 2011
  • Last Seen: July 10th, 2013 4:35 am
  • Personal tag line: Anoint my phallus with the blood of the fallen
  • Message board posts: 374
Election 2012

About Gosuamakenatek

A figure no larger than a young child, but sere and shriveled as some millennial mummy. Its hairless head, its unfeatured face, borne on a neck of skeleton thinness, are lined with a thousand reticulated wrinkles. The body is like that of some monstrous, withered abortion that had never drawn breath. The pipy arms, ending in bony claws, are outthrust as if ankylosed in a posture of an eternal dreadful groping.

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