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  • Real Name: Gorilla300
  • Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee
  • Member Since: May 24th, 2010 12:34 pm
  • Last Seen: December 3rd, 2010 12:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: If I had known it was going to be that kind of party, I would have stuck my d*ck in the mashed potatoes...
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About Gorilla300

I am an avid follower of the Cracked, and greatly enjoy the irreverant humor and actually dig the info provided on here, although at times it is skewed and twisted. But like all you other freakazoids, I am skewed and twisted too.
I am a divorced father of two, into amateur bodybuilding, and other things. I'm sure most have you have stopped reading already so I could probably just put anything down, like nun-beating, and it would be totally missed on here anyway.


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