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  • Real Name: Gollard
  • Location: Earth
  • Member Since: November 29th, 2008 10:02 pm
  • Last Seen: December 31st, 2008 02:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: If my tagline is so personal, then why the fuck can everyone see it?
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About Gollard

I have one love in my life: Movies, although We're not engaged to be married I am very comitted. I want to be a screenwriter/director living in good old Hollywood in a few years. I believe I can make it, if people like Uwe Boll can make steaming piles of shit and call them movies then so can I.

I am planning on making a youtube account soon, when I do feel free to subscribe...or feel free to be a dickhead, your choice.

I am here on Cracked to write articles, not for the money, but for the chance to do something productive that doesn't involve my hand and tissues.


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