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  • Real Name: Robot McMurderpants
  • Location: Pangaea
  • Member Since: April 29th, 2011 11:51 am
  • Last Seen: September 14th, 2015 03:41 pm
  • Personal tag line: I suggest that you refrain from removing my pants. It's for your own safety.
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About Gojiralee

This is your gracious ruler, Sir Doctor Robot M. McMurderpants, M.D., Ph.D., Sc.D. In the interest of decency, and also the fact that my murderous pants have become slightly more active recently, I have moved my base of operations to Cracked.com, with the reasoning that nobody will notice if I perform my profane rituals on its readers. As thanks for their cooperation and support, I have given the owners of Cracked.com large quantities of orphan tears, which they have told me are needed to fuel the esteemed ButtChocolate.


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