Gog the Facetaker.
- Real Name: Gog the Facetaker.
- Location: Having bone-crushing sex with collossi thus creating the universe. AKA Idaho.
- Member Since: September 4th, 2009
- Last Seen: November 25th, 2009 12:50 pm
- Personal tag line: Fuck me kayaking on fire going over a waterfall!
- Message board posts: 2
About Gog the Facetaker.
I have no shame.
I have my left testicle in a jar in my room. I named it Tuesday after the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Tuesday's Gone" for obvious reasons. I named the other one Lucky, once again for obvious reasons. I took Tuesday to school one day and had it confiscated. Something about a "biohazard" or some crap.
I have my left testicle in a jar in my room. I named it Tuesday after the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Tuesday's Gone" for obvious reasons. I named the other one Lucky, once again for obvious reasons. I took Tuesday to school one day and had it confiscated. Something about a "biohazard" or some crap.
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