Goetzer_Rawksov
- Real Name: Brian C. Neri
- Location: Salem, MA
- Member Since: April 8th, 2010
- Last Seen: May 15th, 2012 1:48 pm
- Personal tag line: No, his mind is not for rent to any god or government.
- Message board posts: 11
About Goetzer_Rawksov
I was elected "Lord of the Flies" eight consecutive years.
My favorite motor oil is 5W-30.
My mother's maiden name is on her birth certificate.
Wool sweaters are scratchy.
I have an unhealthy infatuation with 80's pop.
I served under Captain Crunch in the U.S. Navy when he was still first mate.
All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
My favorite motor oil is 5W-30.
My mother's maiden name is on her birth certificate.
Wool sweaters are scratchy.
I have an unhealthy infatuation with 80's pop.
I served under Captain Crunch in the U.S. Navy when he was still first mate.
All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
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