My story begins in blood. It was a terrible time, when I was wrenched from my mother's womb, not yet ready to face a world full of battle, scorn, and the challenge of having to leave home to catch and collect 150 assorted monsters.

Okay, I'm here because (like everyone else on this site) I enjoy writing and (also like everyone else on this site) I like stupid comedy.

Also I live in New Jersey so there is literally nothing better to do than read Cracked articles.

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