Goategg

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  • Real Name: Goategg
  • Location: I don't know. It's very dark in here.
  • Member Since: April 21st, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 15th, 2012 3:06 pm
  • Personal tag line: My mommy doesn't love me.
  • Message board posts: 80

About Goategg

I met a man on the street
He seemed to be quite poor
with na-ry a bite to eat
A cardboard box his door

He told me he sold drugs
I asked him for a hit
I need my drug fix somehow
This guy seems to be it

He sold me some powders,
some grass and some rock
I woke up two days later,
naked on the docks

It could have been the cocaine
It could have been the crack
The only thing I know for sure
I want my kidney back.

-Goategg

Said the man to the universe, I exist!
Said the Universe to the man, I know, and I don't particularly care.

Remember, never make ants out of trees.

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