Let's see, I'll make Cracked the 100000th website which lists all of my personal info and a gazillion of photos for total strangers to see what I look like and where they can find me in real life. Oh, wait, I'm not a retard. What am I doing here in that case, you might ask? Hunting them, and their readers. Yeah, I'm awesome like that. Toodles.

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