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  • Real Name: Man in Black
  • Location: Somewhere on a remote island
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2011 04:10 pm
  • Last Seen: January 12th, 2015 04:29 am
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About Glorpinator

Kate never did kill me. And neither did Jack or any of those other fools.

Awake & unafraid. Asleep or dead. I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey, if you stay, you'll be forgiven. Nothing you can say, can stop me going home.


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