Glorpinator

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  • Real Name: Man in Black
  • Location: Somewhere on a remote island
  • Member Since: February 4th, 2011
  • Last Seen: August 30th, 2014 7:35 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 6

About Glorpinator

Kate never did kill me. And neither did Jack or any of those other fools.

Awake & unafraid. Asleep or dead. I am not afraid to keep on living. I am not afraid to walk this world alone. Honey, if you stay, you'll be forgiven. Nothing you can say, can stop me going home.

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